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Sunday, September 20, 2009

Malabar Rd. Guard Tower Gets A Lighted Message





Have you seen the hideous sign that now sits on top of the guard tower on Malabar Road at the Malabar Cove Apartments. It blinks on and off a bright green and red telling us they have a move in special. The thing is visible from a couple of miles away and from the space station. Who approved this Sign down at the city . I mean you need a permit in Palm Bay to take a crap, so somebody had to give the green light to the big blinking "green light". Palm Bay is well known for sucking every penny they can squeeze out of you for building permits. Then some half assed inspector who couldn't find a 2 x 4 in Home Depot or his own dick with a map and a search light comes out and "inspects" the job giving it the City Seal approval. Have you ever seen the inspections they give to new roofs. The inspectors are not allowed to go on the roof or stand on a ladder of any kind for fear that they might hurt themselves and sue the City. So they stand on the ground and look up at the roof some times with binoculars and say "yup there are some shingles up there" they do not inspect shit. All they care about is separating you from more of your hard earned money. It would be a different story if they inspected the work and made sure it met their code. But they don't. On the other hand if you put up a fence which does require a permit you have to submit paper work like drawings surveys and the inspector is out there with a freaking micrometer measuring away like peoples lives depend on it.
So back to the sign. Whats up with this thing? Doesn't it seem just a slight bit out of place? Never mind it sits on a guard tower 40 feet in the air. Is Malabar Road going to look like the Las Vegas strip soon. Is that what the City zoning board is shooting for? Should Madalyn Landings get one up in the air too. It can Flash Low income housing move in flash flash Drugs for Sale flash flash.
It looks like a sign from some cheap motel blinking vacancy and no vacancy except it appears that all the bulbs are burning bright on this thing. If you stare at it too long the image will be burned into your retinas the damn thing is so bright. Its like the sign behind the stage at a KISS Concert. You go home and for days the word Kiss is burned into your vision.

The City has this thing about signs. If you have a garage sale they have the dude in the big city truck driving all over, probably on over time yanking the signs up and trashing them. Yet the City has these big Ugly signs stuck in the Median strips advertising "whatever is going on" each month. They also have those beauties that hang from the poles all the way down Malabar Road telling us what a great place Palm Bay is. Like we did not know it. Then of course we had the whole town plastered with signs telling us to Vote Yes! last May for the big tax increase for roads and the economic development that failed because most of the Town is finally onto you guys in City Hall. So whats next bill boards down Emerson?

17 comments:

  1. i went to a kiss concert in 1977 and that logo was burned into my eyes for a week it rocked!

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  2. Should be Flashing (GET A JOB YOU LAZY BUM !!)

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  3. I have been following your blog for awhile now and find that you raise some interesting points regarding the city. Did you grow up and go to high school in this area? In what line of work are you employed?

    I don't mean to be snarky, but I sometimes find your grammar and punctuation to be lacking. The usage rules on capitalization are frequently broken as well. What do you think of the education system here in the space coast? I'd love to see a future post about this.

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    Should be Flashing (GET A JOB YOU LAZY BUM !!)

    I don't understand this comment, Anonymous. Are you implying that all those renting are jobless? Most low-income apartment complexes also rent to those who are employed.

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  4. hey Pittsburg pair
    If you want a personal answer please email me at palmbaysucks@florida.usa.com.
    Yes I got my edge-u-macation right here in Brevard County. I have lived in the area since 1971 Palm Bay since 85. I know from all those kind emails I receive that my grammer sucks and I am an asshole but I am having fun. That picture of me is not really me, its an Avitar I lifted from some duesch bag off the FL Today opinion disussion board. I have been kicked off there and basically cannot stand the left wing ass kissers that continue their liberal circle jerk day after day with out any problems from the fourm police only if you express an opinion against theirs will you be kicked off or "flagged".
    I prefer not to reveal my place of employment but I will say I do not work for the City of Palm Bay despite the accusations.
    I will work on the grammer and the Capitalization.

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  5. I have seen this green sign as well. What the hell is this place turning into? I remember day in the day Malabar Rd. where the new lighted low income housing is now planted it use to be strawberry fields. you could pick them your damn self. But now a days. We get this shit. It's disgusting.Just like West By God Melbourne. before that Mall it was a nice place. Now it's a shit hole. Niggers every God damn where. How I wish for the days when this county as a whole was better.

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  6. That picture of me is not really me, its an Avitar I lifted from some duesch bag off the FL Today opinion disussion board. I have been kicked off there and basically cannot stand the left wing ass kissers that continue their liberal circle jerk day after day with out any problems from the fourm police



    Those assholes on that forum reaaly suck. That asshole facefucker and his little copy and paste whore slam slut really suck.

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  7. Who says "snarky"?!? Oh and I think its spelled douche...since we have the (fag yankee)grammer police here now we better get it right

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  8. I do not understand the Kiss concert reference?

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  9. slam dunk you old whore you suck cocks in hell!

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  10. spelled grammar lol

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  11. DID YOU KNOW BANNERS AND PENNANTS ARE AGAINST CITY CODE? UNLESS YOU ARE HARRIS CORP. OR A DIRECT FRIEND OF THE CITY OF PALM BAY AND IT'S COUNCIL. I HAD A ONE DAY SALE WITH BANNERS AND PENNANTS AND WAS HARASSED ALL DAY BY CODE ENFORCEMENT, NOT TO MENTION THE SHIT I GOT FROM THE HURRICANES BLOWING DOWN MY SIGNS AND ME WANTING TO REPLACE THEM. WHAT THE FUCK DO I NEED THE CITY TO GIVE ME PERMISSION TO REPLACE A EXSISTING SIGN AND TO PAY THEM A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY FOR A WIND LOAD RATING AND OTHER BULLSHIT FEES. THE CITY OF PALM BAY CAN SUCK THE SNOTTY END OF MY FUCK STICK!!!!

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  12. The city of Palm Bay is the laughing stock of Brevard County. The only place worse might be Cocoa. Palm Bay city government cares about one thing and thats MONEY! They want to seperate you from your money. Dont trust Mazziotti he just wants to hang in there long enough to collect a pension from the government.
    Milo Zonka wants to use Palm Bay as his launching board to move his fat sneaky ass up the political ladder. This blog address has it correct the anus of central FL.

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  13. Point in case. The shooting at the landing/gun point bay last night. One guy dead.

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  14. Thanks for the illustration of the City of Palm Bay - I find the blog refreshing and feel that the SNARKY dude can KISS off! HA HA! I did get the reference and appreciated it. Thanks for breathing air into the stagnant stench of capitalism at its best and PLEASE continue to make gramatical and spelling errors cuz we can appreciate you for who you are!!!!

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  15. the palm bay police are also a bunch of idots to i got arrested 4 a driveing on a suspended. walking 2 the store from motel 6. yah i did drive but that was 45 min before i got arrested. he seen me go to the store the first time. the thing that sucks i was getting my hardship the same day. and i told the cop that 2 he dident care then he tried to say me and my old lady at the time. were shooting herion and smolking crack in the motel room.i told him i dont do that stuff and he wanted to search the room. i said if u dont find any drugs com u let me go? he said yah so the shook the room down . and dident find nothing. and still arested me any way. that fucking prick. now its suspended for 5 years.

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  16. dropping love to all the hoes in the 321 holla at ur boy

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