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Sunday, February 2, 2014

Just imagine the excited looks on those prom dates when they see this Palm Bay Limo pull up to the House.

 

 

9 comments:

  1. Yep!!! Another , so called business in palm bay slum area!!!

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    1. I agree, you need to keep posting. Your acidic humor is great. I live here to, so I can relate.

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  2. Good to see the new entry after such a long hiatus. We need these examples on a regular basis of what makes Palm Bay so unique. How about this story? http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2014/2/4/superbowl_prostituti.html
    It has The Bay written all over it. Malabar Cove will soon be making Madalyn Landings look upscale.

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  3. Ah yes the Americana Blvd limo, a NW Palm Bay landmark!

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    1. LOL... This beauty is just around the block from my house. I can't imagine who would want to hire this ride for the night.

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  4. So glad that you are back... I really missed seeing your posts... Welcome back!

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  5. The real chedda getters order that cheeseburger plain, so they get only the cheddar. This nigga knows what im talking about. He knows, to get that chedda you gotta hop over the walls in the maze cause them mice be quick.
    Holy shit this is hilarious, I know this real ass mothafucka nigga. He got the 80s seville on twankle stars#classicstr8up, that clean ass 96 with tha ragtop#likenewitnevermoves. And how could you forget that Pimp ass limo str8 out tha shop!#promdate. That thang rides smooth as a mothafucka, MOTHAFUCKA! If you think you seen it all, wait till you check that interior, son!
    Ill be back for more. If your gonna be gettin balla rides please get the real Pimpmoride next cause it wont be around for long! #PalmBayPimpin #Realpalmbayballas #neverkickadogwhilehesdown #fam4life #Hashtagsaretheshit #cadillaclife #fuck'emall #thecompound #fatratwitdacheese #getcheddab4tharatsgetYOU #Checkthainterior #Customstitch #Suedeseat #Ostrichskinroof #Ivoryelephanttusksteeringwheel #touchscreenDVRstereo #trunkfullofwoofers #2ndbestrideintown
    #Shitridesmoothasamothafucka,MOTHAFUCKA.

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  6. You could only imagine what he has hiding in his garage!

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  7. That car has been parked in the driveway on Americana for ... over a decade. It moves around, so I figure it's still road worthy. You have to admit, it would be a cool surfers car, as would a hearse.

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