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Friday, April 6, 2012

Now That's a Tree

Its been a while since I last posted and I am sorry it took so long. You know how busy life here in the Bay is.
I was driving to work one morning a couple of months ago and I was on Babcock Street headed North right before Port Malabar Road when in the rising sun I notice this huge freaking tree. Now I know I could not have missed this tree all of these years, yet there it was a giant sequoia or Redwood right in the middle of Palm Bay.

As I made my turn and headed East up Port Malabar I could not keep my eyes off this tree. As I got closer I could see the crane and trucks underneath it installing this new Cell phone Tower or antenna shaped like a giant tree.
You have to admit it does look kind of cool. I bet the birds are loving it. It beats having to look at a big ugly tower. Its just West of the new palacial Fire House that is being built on Port Malabar Road. Check It out. Stare in wide wonder at Palm Bay's newest attraction.

I heard some rumors that the City may put up the Big letters spelling out Palm Bay back on the I95 overpass at Palm Bay road. They always would paint them according to what season or holiday was approaching. I always beamed with pride kknowing I was approaching our fine City. Ahh home at last. It might just be a rumor so lets not get our hopes up.
All I can say is Wow! I got a bunch of hits on my old hoodie post. I guess the Trayvon Martin and Zimmerman shooting tragedy stirred some interest in the hoodie. That stylish piece of clothing favored by thugs . It is amazing how racist African Americans

can be to caucasians like myself. They write such nice emails to me. How do you find that post to be racist. Its satire people. Look up the word if you dont know the definition. I hit on all the major hoodie wearers in Palm Bay. Blacks, Wiggers and Goth chicks so now I am a racist again. Lighten up people. Seems like everything is racist nowadays until proven otherwise. How Sad that this is what our society has become.
Look for a new post soon.


  1. Race has been used for years, to further the communist agenda. When the UN comes to Our Sanford town, you can kiss your guns good by..

    Keep speaking the truth my man...

  2. Are you all ready for the race riot? No matter what the special prostitutor decides all the niggers will Have a reason to enguage in civil disorder and criminal disorder with the blessing of Al and Jesse and the backing of the liberal media, those poor poor blacks!
    It just seems OK for them to riot, burn a business or two , rape white women, kill random white people all in the name of equality!
    gosh darn it they deserve it for all the stuff we did to them 200 years ago! GO AHEAD NIGGER MAKE MY DAY!!!!I'LL STAND MY GROUND ALRIGHT, AND I AM AN EXCELLENT SHOT!

    1. Your gonna burn in hell with nothing but a bunch of dicks around you

    2. And all these racist comments let me school all of you racist pricks there are more white peiple in iur jail/ drop out iff schools and also prone to use crack btw this doesnt help you case againts blacks. Btw riots usually start because an under educated white hillbilly who thinks there way is right. Remeber at the end of the day the same god you pray too had color to his skin. Lol fucking noobs

  3. As some who lived in the Bay, this is the most accurate discription of hell hole PB.

  4. Omg I just moved here and I hate it. I don't know why in the hell people want to live here. We are one of maybe 6 white families in this complex. We had to have good credit and a $1,600 income to get in here. You can't tell me these people passed this.

  5. Palm Bay isn't so bad- I moved my parents there a few years ago and they love it! We vacation there all the time and though the publicity is kind of bad, there are a lot of high points as well. Ton of stuff to do right outside of town and if you are a tourist like myself, you save a ton of money by staying there as well. The Palm Bay Hotel (www.palmbay-hotel.com) is a great choice for travelers looking to save money and stay in a really nice place!

  6. Longtime resident here (since 1984). Just discovered your blog while searching for pics of Castaway Point, which I just visited for the first time since the boardwalks and restroom were installed.
    Must say I've enjoyed reading your posts very much. While I may lean in a slightly different direction in a couple of areas, your observations are spot on and presented in a suitably amusing way. Most Palm Bayers are thinking the same things but just not saying them!

  7. What is the crime in the part malabar unit 50 neighborhood

  8. Florida Today had an article about the sign on today's paper. I read it with pride, then choked on my Chile Relleno when I heard that they (we!) initially paid $700,000 for the fine letters. And they are redoing it now as part of a larger beautification projects for another small $1,000,000.00.

    I'm all for making our city look more beautiful, but $1,700,000.00 at a time like this seems like a poor use for those funds.

  9. What, no posts on how they plan to build homes on arsenic- laden soil at the former Country Club Golf Course?