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Friday, March 25, 2011

It's Hot Outside! What Is With The Hoodie?





Hey you, Young African American male. Do You realize it is almost 100 degrees outside?
There they are walking from Madalyn Landing to the Winn Dixie Shopping Center wearing that rut on the side of Malabar Rd. deeper. Maybe walking down San Filippo or just out for a nice stroll walking their pit bull down one of Palm Bay's beautiful Boulevards. Why are you wearing a hoodie? It is a hundred freaking degrees outside. Whats up with the hoodie my brother, are you trying to look all gangsta? I will bet you are sweating your black ass off.

Isn't the fact you gots yo pants down to yo knees and untied $175.00 shoes sending a clear signal? I just do not get it.
It is 98 degrees outside and you are wearing a hooded sweatshirt. Yup there you are at Micky D's ordering a Big Mac wearing your hoodie. Your in Walmart yapping away on the cell phone with the hood up. You are in Florida my brother. Look at the sign over there at the bank see the temperature 98'. Maybe you would not be so angry all the time if you took off the hoodie and cooled off.
You will feel so much better.
Hey you! Fat Gothic chick with the pierced face and black hair with the red streak. That's right you with the black lipstick and black nail polish. Its too damn hot for an overweight goth chick to walk around the shopping center wearing a
black Marilyn Manson Hoodie.

The sweat is causing the mascara to run down your face like a landslide sweetie. Take off the hoodie and don't worry about the cutting scars, people will be focused on that horse shoe in your bottom lip. The cannibal corpse T shirt isn't that small , don't worry some guys are into muffin girls. Have a diet coke and cool off.
Hey you! Wigger boys.
Yo Yo wearing your South Pole hoodie in the steamy FL heat makes you look like a bigger douche bag then you already are. You are sweating your white ass off and quite frankly you are starting to stink.
Heres a little advice we cant see those shitty tattoos with your baby or baby's mama's name on your neck when you have the hooded sweat shirt on.
So take off the hoodie and put that wife beater back on. Pop in the ear buds, crank up the Eminem,
fire up a Newport and chill out my Caucasian brother its like 98 degrees outside You will feel so much better and with out all that sweat in your eyes you may see in the mirror that you are white. So chill out and be comfortable.
Don't worry you can start wearing those hoodies again in 8 or 9 months..... Ahh just another day in the Bay.

24 comments:

  1. RealHoodedGangstaMarch 27, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    Yo I likes my hood cuz it makes me look tough and mo impotently it keeps the store survelance cams from getting a good looks at me.

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  2. If you see my face then you can ID me to the PoPo

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  3. Man the person that suggested this topic is a genius...you should use more of his stuff...hehe.

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  4. Where the fuck is Palm Bay and why did somebody foward this shit to me in NY? Who cares

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  5. STFU mr new york! I dont give a fuck about you. As for the blog right on! palm bay is a fucking shit hole thats why I got the fuck out.

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  6. What was the point of this blog???? Is that all you do is complain??? If you live in Palm Bay it's because you are too poor to live anywhere else so stop bitching!!!

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  7. Typical older white men always want to bitch and whine about stupid shit. Like what tattoos people have REALLY??????? Last time I checked this is America and people could have whatever tattoos we wanted! There are so many important things going on in the world and you are bitching about tattoos and hoodies really???? You are part of the problem here always want to rant about shit that’s not even important. If you would mine your own business in life maybe good things would happen to you! So why don’t you go back to watching some fox news you damn republican. So I don’t know why I was sent this stupid useless blog????? But I have worked with the guy. Seems like he is just an old man who’s bored and upset with his life or family and wants to rant about something useless to get attention grow up!!!! From, The Bitch who use to work with you that you couldn’t stand because you are a sterotypical fuck!

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  8. You can tell a Leazott post a mile away.....and by the way, everyone thinks your a bitch...not just him.

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  9. I do hate looking at all the stupid rat-bastards that think they are a gangster, they are really just wanna be's. And the fat muffin-tops.....do you not own a fucking mirror?

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  10. The reason for this blog is to express a point of view as seen by the author. If you take offence to the views posted here, you are the fucking loosers and reasons for all the problems we face as normal human beings! Common sense is a trait that most of you do not have! Would you go watersking in a wedding dress? Same thing as a hoodie in 98 degree weather you dumbasses! IF YOU GET PISSED AT THE COMMENTS HERE, QUIT LOOKING HERE YOU SCUMBAG LOOSERS!

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  11. Yea! What the guy above said...only spell loser correctly.

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  12. I think if this offends you its because you see yourself in the loser light. You do not want to face the truth of your pathetic existence or you would have to just curl up in the fetal position and cry like the little hairless bitch we know you are. Does your vagina hurt? Grow a pair and MAN UP, get a clue, a haircut, some english lessons, then maybe a JOB you peckerless hairlip!

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  13. Why don't you fuck off!!!! You all are so jealous of me it's CRAZY !!! I have everything you want!!!! I have two big pairs thank you! Kiss my ass! And you grow a pair for yourself. I can say whatever I want! dumbass republican your blogs suck

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  14. Two big pairs?? You have four balls? LOL!

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  15. Maybe it holds their pants up at the precise level as to show half of their underwear?

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  16. I can say whatever I want- you crybaby bitch from the ghetto. you have four balls-LOL "LOSER"
    you probably think its okay to wear a fucking coat in 98 degree weather because your a dumbass! get a JOB!!

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  17. I wear hoodies when it's hot out. So? Big deal. I don't do it to look like I'm some kind of gangsta, but because I like hoodies. And I actually don't sweat that much when I AM wearing my hoodie. I believe people have the right to wear whatever the hell they want to wear.

    Just my opinion.

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  18. Im a nigger and I suck

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  19. Lol this blog/post is so true. Except people who like Manson generally don't like Cannibal Corpse lol. But that's besides the point. The amount of wiggers in Palm Bay is ridiculous. I think I may be the only metalhead IN Palm Bay, although one time I did see a dude in Winn Dixie wearing a Dark Throne shirt...hey Transilvanian Hunger, keep the horns up!! All you wiggers wig out while I blast Mayhem and Bethlehem over your Lil' Wayne mixtape.

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  20. Stupid liberal ugly bitches who brought us Obama and his court jester Biden should get a brain before writing anything on any blog. This older white male is smarter, better looking, and dresses way more normal than you retarded Dumocrap MSNBC droolers. Feel free to kill yourself.

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  21. The blogger needs to live in other cities. It's the same shit everywhere you go. Except, it's 100x worse with 100x the amount of citizens. You are always going to see a ghetto when there is a large concentration of negroes. The area bordering negro-town will always have wiggers and wiggerettes. I suggest you find a place where mostly white people live or white/asian. They're usually the nicer parts of town, because they actually give a shit about where they live. There are plenty of areas in Palm Bay where there are not many negroes.

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  22. i've got the impression that your a racist...you really have to walk in that persons shoes before pass judgement...as a matter of fact the next person you see with a hoodie on why dont you express to them how you feel about them to their face instead bitchin on a blog site....i do find your knowledge of the history of Palm Bay interesting...maybe you should stick to that...and 1 more thing, you may want to take those mugshots down because if you put a mugshot of me up on your blog site you would find yourself in a boxing match, oh wait...how would i know who you are...you hide behind a computer...the racist stuff isnt cool...every race has scumbags

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  23. i bet you take it up the ass pussy

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