We Finally scored a 100% at Something

Finally Something in Palm Bay has scored a 100 %. With glowing pride it has been announced the Riviera Elementary School in Palm Bay has 100% of its students in the Free or reduced Lunch Program. Now that is something to be proud about. It seems that Palm Bay kids are literally starving right before our very eyes. I find this to be unbelievable but apparently true.
Seems not only are they starving on school days but during non school days too, so they get meals to take home for the weekend thanks to The Children's Hunger Project, based in Brevard County .
From the looks of some of the Single mothers I saw on the TV news story with their 5 kids. Mom has been eating most of the food in the house. Now if they qualify for the free lunch they most likely are getting food stamps. Somebody needs some lessons in how to shop and how to plan meals. Also maybe how to keep their legs crossed or taught how to use birth control. Some of these Baby's Daddies should start supporting their children and the woman they impregnate. I seriously do not see that happening in this Country anytime soon

Nobody wants to see kids go hungry seriously, no one does. And its a damn shame Mom can afford her Newports and somehow afford tattoos and the scratch off tickets but she somehow cant feed her kids. Maybe you can get a cheaper phone and quit texting every freaking minute. Oh wait the government now provides the cell phones too. Why does the old saying come to mind "Don't breed em if you cant feed em." So everyone else in our society. No, let me rephrase that the people who still work in our society or the 48% of Americans that do pay income taxes must give up a portion of their income to feed someone Else's children before they even get to feed their own family. That's right, before we receive our hard earned paycheck the Government takes a great big chunk of our money then gives us what they (The government) think we should have. And right now our President and most of the Democrats in Washington want more and want us to pay our fair share and sacrifice. But wait that's my money I worked those hours. So that the government can give our hard earned money to people to buy food for their kids, pay for housing for these people and in alot of cases their electric bills too. Ain't America great. When are the people who get all that welfare money going to sacrifice. They have TVs cell phones apparently enough money for tattoos cigarettes Xboxes, PlayStation's and Nitindos. We have the richest fattest poor people on the face of the Earth you want to see real poverty? Try Haiti or just about any place on the African Continent. That's where people are starving not Palm Bay. We just have irresponsible people who pop out babies with the expectation that everybody else is going to take care of them. For everything, the birth the diapers the Dr. visits the clothes the school supplies the roof over their head the food in their kitchen everything. Including the presents under the tree at Christmas.
If charities want to provide all of these things that's great but we are forced to.
I know you will say the USA wastes tons of cash, We send it all over the world, money on wars, The space program, studies on the sex life of the snail darter, and if you work for Harris or Lockheed or some other government contractor you are taking Govt. welfare too. Except we earn it by producing something other then broods of illegitimate kids. The taxpayers are getting something for their buck.
Whatever the Government gets from us it is never enough. When you have no skin in the game meaning you are not having a portion of your check confiscated by the government you really do not care, you just want what you think you should be getting.Because after all you think you deserve it. It is not fair that someone else has a nice car or a boat or a nice house and you don't.
I haven't seen any kids in Palm Bay with a swollen belly and flies buzzing around their heads sitting next to their mother whose emaciated baby is sucking on a shriveled tit.



I see some chubby little kids running loose at Walmart while their single mom is talking on her

cell phone,breaking out the multiple WIC checks and lining up the juice, cereal, eggs, cheese and milk and maybe some baby formula then she pulls the big cart of groceries up that the food stamp card pays for. Then she waddles out. Meanwhile I have to buy the ground beef and hamburger helper and some how make that food in my cart stretch out until next payday. What the hell has happened to this country?
I know you think I sound mean and heartless but I am happy the kids with the irresponsible single mothers who attend Riviera Elementary in Palm Bay will have food to eat over the weekend thanks to The Children's Hunger Project, based in Brevard County. They should never have been hungry in the first place. When are people going to be responsible for themselves? That is what made us what we were. Our DNA is no different then the rest of the world we just had our freedom and liberty and took care of ourselves because that's what we did. Now look at us.

Help Wanted ! Guest Columnists

I have been so busy that I have not been able to post very many new articles here. I am soliciting guest columns. if you send it to my email and its good or funny or bad I will post it. You can include any photos to accompany the writing.
These will be posted once a week either with your name or whatever you want to call yourself. There are so many things going on in Palm Bay that I am sure you can come up with some great stuff. How about the new Fire Tax? Just no hit jobs on individuals unless you want to relate a personal experience. Let me have it folks email to Palmbaysucks@florida.usa.com

It's Hot Outside! What Is With The Hoodie?

Hey you, Young African American male. Do You realize it is almost 100 degrees outside?
There they are walking from Madalyn Landing to the Winn Dixie Shopping Center wearing that rut on the side of Malabar Rd. deeper. Maybe walking down San Filippo or just out for a nice stroll walking their pit bull down one of Palm Bay's beautiful Boulevards. Why are you wearing a hoodie? It is a hundred freaking degrees outside. Whats up with the hoodie my brother, are you trying to look all gangsta? I will bet you are sweating your black ass off.

Isn't the fact you gots yo pants down to yo knees and untied $175.00 shoes sending a clear signal? I just do not get it.
It is 98 degrees outside and you are wearing a hooded sweatshirt. Yup there you are at Micky D's ordering a Big Mac wearing your hoodie. Your in Walmart yapping away on the cell phone with the hood up. You are in Florida my brother. Look at the sign over there at the bank see the temperature 98'. Maybe you would not be so angry all the time if you took off the hoodie and cooled off.
You will feel so much better.
Hey you! Fat Gothic chick with the pierced face and black hair with the red streak. That's right you with the black lipstick and black nail polish. Its too damn hot for an overweight goth chick to walk around the shopping center wearing a
black Marilyn Manson Hoodie.

The sweat is causing the mascara to run down your face like a landslide sweetie. Take off the hoodie and don't worry about the cutting scars, people will be focused on that horse shoe in your bottom lip. The cannibal corpse T shirt isn't that small , don't worry some guys are into muffin girls. Have a diet coke and cool off.
Hey you! Wigger boys.
Yo Yo wearing your South Pole hoodie in the steamy FL heat makes you look like a bigger douche bag then you already are. You are sweating your white ass off and quite frankly you are starting to stink.
Heres a little advice we cant see those shitty tattoos with your baby or baby's mama's name on your neck when you have the hooded sweat shirt on.
So take off the hoodie and put that wife beater back on. Pop in the ear buds, crank up the Eminem,
fire up a Newport and chill out my Caucasian brother its like 98 degrees outside You will feel so much better and with out all that sweat in your eyes you may see in the mirror that you are white. So chill out and be comfortable.
Don't worry you can start wearing those hoodies again in 8 or 9 months..... Ahh just another day in the Bay.

A City Obsessed With Garbage Cans

Recently my phone rang. The caller ID identified the caller as City of Palm Bay. I answered and was connected to a live call in meeting with the Palm Bay Mayor John Mazziotti.
Lee Feldman Our $202,301.84 a year City Manager was babbling in the background basically setting up the questions by callers for the Mayor. Feldman seemed amazed as he stated several times that over 8,ooo people were participating
I guess they were also interrupted from their daily routine to listen to the City leaders blowviate. The overwhelming majority of questions
I heard asked, concerned the Trash Carts. Everything from "Why did we do this" in their old Yankee accented voice to "the cans are too big for my garage". And then there were the callers whining about how Melbourne gets two pick ups a week and they got the waste management company to pay for the cans. These garbage cans seem to have really pissed off our residents. I have been here for quite a while and I do not remember a topic that has taken hold like this. Garbage cans imagine that with all the problems we have garbage cans gets the masses going.
The calls would move to a new topic usually some geezer bitching about the cars going
too fast down Port Malabar Blvd then swerve right back into the garbage cans. "Mr. Mayor why do people have to store their cans where
I have to see them from the street". Mr. Mazziotti " I am a senior citizen on a fixed income and these cans are too big for me to roll down the driveway by myself". " There is not enough room in one can for all my garbage".
There were a couple of callers with Caribbean accents complaining about the drainage or shrubs that were too high. Then back to the Garbage cans. "Mr. Mayor my neighbor fills his cans too high and the lid does not go down and raccoons get in and then he just leaves the garbage on the ground". It just went on and on about the new garbage cans price, pick up and peoples habits. The town is just not embracing the new garbage carts the way Lee Feldman and the mayor are.
How about some questions like this: Mr. Mayor My street is a mess and has been a pot hole ridden semi dirt road for years what are the plans. How about a decent plan that the city would back like we have had and passed by popular vote in the past. Instead of the last one you tried to get the voters to support that was full of so much total bullshit. It was a financial joke. Even worse then your garbage can deal. How about instead of making nice pretty medians with landscaping that needs maintenance and upkeep we spend the money on just a basic road for some. The landscaping looks nice but if you polish a turd it is still a turd. We need basic roads not pretty shrubs in the median. Basic concrete would have been fine. Vacant houses line our streets many get broken into by teens who party in them and
cause vandalism. Many are missing the AC Unit which gets stolen. How about The City start making the banks responsible for the houses they own. Your code enforcement patrol has no problem harassing every other citizen in town.
Oxycodone is now the big drug around here how about a plan to prevent pill mills. The crowd at the Central Florida Treatment Center on Palm Bay Rd. overflows the parking lot every day with our Oxy addicted neighbors trying to kick the habit.
Have you been to
the Winn Dixie shopping Center across from the City hall lately? Since the movie theater reopened it is back to the mobs of young teens roaming around like a pack of dogs or herds of cattle wandering around aimlessly, And the police are right there at the PAL. Would you feel safe letting your wife shop at
Bealls after dark with all those punks hanging around?
Exactly how much money $ are those red light cameras bringing in? It has to be some serious coin because the one by Walgreens on Malabar and San Filipo flashes like a strobe light at a cheap disco. The City claims they are for our own safety.
Yeah right. Most research finds they make the intersections dangerous as the knuckle head in front of you slams on his breaks. It is just another way to squeeze some more cash from us. Where is all that cash going? And will the police be paragliding around town any time soon.
What are we going to do about the old homosexuals hanging out at Castaway point or at the park that is all

the way down at the very end of Malabar Road? Castaway Point is such a nice place to go to, except after dark. Between the old homos and the homeless that come out after the sun goes down,you had better load up the fishing gear and get the hell out.
All of the new business
opening up off of Palm Bay Rd. are in West Melbourne. We get nicer places to shop and more traffic and West Melbourne reaps in the tax revenue.
Yet we still dream about the OZ development over by Micco Rd. once that new I95 ramp is built. We can not even take care of what we have, yet we want more. So many still just want the very basic things like a road. Just a road that does not destroy their car or is so bad their children can not even ride a bike or rollerskate on. Just the basics please.

Pay the Man or We are Taking Your Can

I guess it is about time I talked about our beautiful new garbage cans that our City in it's infinite wisdom plunked down 3.1 million dollars for.
Well they did not actually fork over the cash , they got the deal financed through Bank of America. Wasn't that nice of them. People have been pissed about this for a while and I just have not been keeping up with the blog, but email after email concerns the Garbage cans. Now here we are in Feb. and some people have not paid their bills. Seems like they are going a little crazy over there at the City hall. They not only have sent out late notices twice which threaten to repo your cans, but now have even used the reverse 9-1-1 emergency system. The system normally employed to alert residents to emergencies was used to inform 2,800 delinquent, quarterly-billed garbage collection customers that trash and recycling carts would be picked up if bills weren't paid. Sounds like an emergency to me how about you? So the City will start repoing your trash cans.
Your trash will not be picked up if your bill is unpaid. This whole Garbage can deal stinks like old garbage and has since
City Manager Lee Feldman and the rest of the knuckle heads in City Hall rammed this down our throats like a Democratic Congress passing Obamacare. We have pickup once a week now instead of twice and we save a whole what? .45cents. Brilliant!
The main goal was to comply with the state-mandated recycling goals which need to be in place by 2020
and to lock in a price for 10 years of Service. Did we solicit bids from other companies just dying to get our business? Why do I think that this whole deal is going to end up costing us the tax payers so much more.
Now I know Palm Bay pretty well and it does not take a rocket scientist to know that if you quit picking up some of our fine residents garbage it will either pile up in front of their house with the rest of the crap that is already there,

like the car that has not moved in a year or the old BBQ and riding lawn mower that's been parked in front of the house since 2005. They will just dump it somewhere in the woods around town. There already is a whole lot of trash dumped in vacant lots and you can see the trash that lines the roads just about everywhere in Palm Bay.
This town has so many other problems that need to be taken care of that I was not aware that trash pick up was such a pressing issue that we needed to finance cans at Bank Of America. Speaking of Bank of America have you ever been in one of their branches? The majority of the signs are in Spanish.
It kind of makes you wonder what America they are the Bank of. South? Central or the United States of America?

Maybe the History Channel, Discovery or A&E can come out with a new reality show featuring Palm Bay trash cart repos.
Pay the Man or We are Taking Your Can featuring Lee Feldman as the repo man.