Melbourne Art Show vs Palm Bay Art Show

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The Melbourne Art Show was last weekend. So was the little advertised Palm Bay Art Show.
Which was better?



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PALM BAY

100 THINGS TO DO IN PALM BAY

Due to being out of town I missed the recent Palm Bay Day 100 things to do in Palm Bay Celebration which took place March 20, 2010. I guess the City Government is tired of listening to people whine about nothing to do in Palm Bay.
We here at the Palm Bay sucks Blog have compiled our own list. Please feel free to email any suggestions you may have to add to this list
1. Watch the strobe light on the red light camera at Malabar and San Filippo. The sucker blinks like a disco once traffic starts moving at night.
2. Watch the herds of teens wander the Winn Dixie Shopping Center parking lot Malabar and Minton.
3. Sit on the bench in front of Walmart and watch the police walk out the shop lifters in cuffs. This can be enjoyed several times daily.
4. Drink
5. Observe the drug deals which take place nightly at the Kangaroo Express Malabar and Jupiter.
6. Look for your kids bike that was stolen right out in front of your house. You might start at Madalyn Landing.
7. Watch the police chalk tires at Siggy's or Shady Oaks.
8. Measure the depth of the pot holes on your street.

9. Marvel at how low pants can ride below some one's boxer shorts with out falling completely down.
10. Drink and wonder why the hell you moved to Palm Bay.
11. Count the vacant homes on your street.

12. Keep a tally of the murders in Palm Bay. So far this year we have only one.
13. Try to remember how long that construction along Palm Bay Road has been going on for.
14. Drink and Curse your wife for talking you in to moving to Palm Bay.
15. Try to catch the Palm Bay arsonist. Somebody will eventually catch the bastard might as well be you.
16. Watch the Palm Bay Police Para glider soar over head.
17. Hit the Pawn shops and try to find those things that were stolen from your home when the break in occurred.
18. Gaze in wide wonder at the trash that litters our streets.
19 Say goodbye to another neighbor whose been foreclosed on and is moving.
20. Say Hello to the new neighbor big Jiffy Pop hat and hair as he leads his goat into his new backyard.
21. Count the Pit bulls roaming loose.
22. Count the houses in your neighborhood with cars and or trucks parked in the front yard. Air boats don't count.
23. Check the FL today website mug shots to see how many of your neighbors or their kids made it in this week.
24. Wait several hours for the police to show up after you return home to find your place has been broken in to.
25. Just sit on the bench in front of Walmart and watch the beautiful people of Palm Bay.
26. Tell that kid a Chick-fil-A that his uni brow has to go its creeping us out.
27. Count how many cars go through the intersection of Palm Bay Road and Babcock and turn on babcock after the light has turned red. I have seen 8.
28. Start some shit with a Walmart greeter.
29. Try to pick out which houses are grow houses in you neighborhood.
30. Drink and try to figure a way to move beach side.
31.Go to the beautiful world class majors golf course and play 18 holes.
32. Drive through Bay Side Lakes and see what a nice road and a real street light look like.
33. Count how many mosquitoes you can kill the first 5 minutes after sundown.
34 Wave to the policeman who parks between the trees on Port Malabar Road.
35. See what new graffiti shows up around town after the weekend.
36. Guess which customers will buy Philly blunts and a pack of New ports while your waiting in line at the Kangaroo Express.
37. Read the anti Palm Bay comments on just about any story on the FL Today website.
38. Go to Walmart with your camera phone and get that special shot to put on the people of Walmart website.
39. Guess which fat white chick in line at the Circle K is with the black dude waiting in the car with the fancy rims out front.
40. Harass the old Homos who continue to hang out at Castaway point park.
41. Harass the homos who are trying to make the park at the end of Malabar road their new public restroom meeting place.
42. Watch the City employee drive around and yank up garage sale signs.
43. Try to Piss off the Mayor John Mazziotti. The guy is still hanging on trying to get some kind of pension.
44. Check out the new big lighted sign and the guard tower on Malabar Road.
45. Drive through the Madalyn Landing Parking lot and see how many people approach you offering drugs.
46. Wave to Fred Flintstone. He is around somewhere waving a sign.
47. Watch the Freaky kid in the statue of Liberty get up at Malabar Interchange Plaza. He's a weird one.
48. Sell your scrap gold for big bucks.
49. Drink and plan your Palm Bay exit strategy
50.Insist that the Jamaican woman put the pile of clothes down and please leave your garage sale because no you will not take a dollar for all of it.
51.Go to the Malabar gun range and hone your firearm, skills.
52. Check out the amount of stuff the people in front of you at Winn Dixie can purchase with a Food stamp or ebt card.
53. Marvel at the amount of gold that person who just used that EBT card has draped all over them.
54.Watch the Asians file peoples toe nails at walmart.
55.Go to a City Council Meeting.,
56. Watch the Citizen Patrol pull up behind a car in front of little Ceasers with their lights flashing. Sing the Cops theme song at them bad boys bad boys.
57. Go get an ice cream at Twisty Cone or Brusters.
58. Watch a little league baseball game. Palm Bay West or Palm Bay East.
59. Start building your float for the Peurto Rican Day Parade.
60. Day Dream about moving across the causeway to the beach side.
61. Let some one merge in front of you on Malabar road in front of the Auto Zone there with out being an asshole.
62. Apply for a permit because you need one to do just about anything in Palm Bay.
63. Go to Walmart and check out some of the worst tattoos you can see..
64. Kick your self in the ass for buying that house in Palm Bay.
65. Wait for the brush fire season to start.
66.Wonder why there are sprinklers in the median running at full blast during a raging downpour.
67.Try to figure out why all the landscaping in the medians when your street looks like a mine field.
68. Buy a lotto ticket.
Pray its your ticket out.
69. Count the morons texting as they drive down Palm Bay or Malabar Roads.
70. Wave to the Beggers at the I95 exit ramps.
71.Kick yourself in the ass again for moving to Palm Bay.
72. Install an alarm system in your home.
73. Count the Obama Biden Bumper stickers\
74. Say Hi! to the dude holding the Mattress sign corner of Babcock and Malabar.
75. Check out the FL Today website and find out what kind of crazy shit happened while you were asleep or at work. Like houses full of snakes.
76. Figure out away for your kids to not attend Southwest Jr. High.
77. Count how many City employees wearing hard hats can surround one guy working in a hole.
78. Be the last white person on your street.
79. See how many different foreign flags
you can spot hanging from rear view mirrors.
79. Seek out and find the Mayor
at a city event when he sneaks out for a smoke.
80. Get drunk and realize your stuck here in Palm Bay for a while.
81. wonder when you will get your Hope and Change.
82. Count how many Hometown news in their bright yellow bags are piling up in your neighbors driveway.
83. Watch the Citizen Patrol drive around the supermarket parking lot with those yellow lights a flashing.
84.Check out the Hot Palm Bay MILFs
85.Check out the people who are waiting at the bus stops. Notice anything?
86.Wonder who has that rooster that keeps crowing everyday.
87.Dodge the skateboarders at the shopping Center.
88.Go fishing at Turkey Creek.
89. See the Manatees at the captains house.
90.Realize that all that trash you left in South FL has now migrated up to Palm Bay also.

91. Proudly fly your peurto Rican or Jamaican Flag in your front yard.
92. Proudly fly your Pittsburgh Steelers flag in the front yard.
93. Dream about building a baseball stadium in Palm Bay.
94. Realize weed grows very well in Palm Bay.
95. Try to find something to do.
96. Go check out why the police are at your neighbors House
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All Of A Sudden Congresswoman Suzanne Kosmas Is Concerned

Its an amazing turnaround for Democrat Congress woman Suzanne Kosmas. In a sudden change of feeling she now decides that President Obama's newly submitted budget is going to cost to much. Just as Democrat Senator Bill Nelson is Harry Reid's lapdog Suzanne Kosmas is Democrat controlled House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's little bitch. She had no problem voting for any proposed bill such as the failed stimulis or the Healthcare bill. When Nancy calls Suzanne falls right in line lockstep. Nancy Pelosi could always count on Suzanne Kosmas's vote no matter what the people in her district wanted.
She is just as responsible as the president for the proposed budget and the high paying jobs that will be lost because of the Presidents lack of support for NASA.
Suzanne Kosmas and Senator Bill Nelson should also be held responsible for their votes on the rest of President Barack Hussein Obama's failed policies which they supported whole heatedly with much enthusiasm. Unemployment keeps rising, and the debt has exploded to an incredible amount which our children and our grandchildren will be paying after we are long gone. His policies do not work and all he does is blame Bush for everything
Now all of a sudden Congress woman Suzanne Kosmas is concerned and upset and does not support the budget cuts to NASA or the debt which was run up with her support and her vote. She was quoted as saying ``The president's proposal lacks a bold vision for space exploration and begs for the type of leadership that he has described as critical for inspiring innovation for the 21st century,'' said Kosmas.
Wow! those were some strong words of criticism . We are not impressed
Hold these two arrogant public servants Kosmas and Nelson responsible for their unwavering support for the failed policies. We need leaders who will not bend over and spread em for Pelosi and Reid and sell out the people they represent. They need to go. The sooner the better

Happy New Year

Well 2009 is a done deal and we welcome the new year 2010. Palm Bay residents closed out 2009 in typical Palm Bay fashion. Its been a busy week in the news. Over at Poolies and the Retro Room early Christmas Morning there was a big brawl requiring, according to police reports up to 24 officers to respond to quell the disturbance. At one point, police report, a crowd of over 100 people screamed profanity and tossed at least one glass bottle toward officers. Do these people not spend Christmas with their families? Police charged Paul Franklin, 25, with battery on a law enforcement, inciting a riot and resisting with violence. Sounds like the entire Palm Bay PD was there spending their Christmas at Poolies sending drunks home and bringing one to the crowbar hotel for the holidays. Typical Palm Bay behavior cant even behave on Christmas.
Our little section of I95 was like driving Talladega Superspeedway with numerous car accidents
between Malabar and Palm Bay road exits resulting in injuries and death actually there is less death at Talladega . I guess we cant really blame this one on Palm Bayers. People drive through I95 like a bunch of assholes and with all the construction its just the "big one" waiting to happen.
We also had the 69 year old Walmart greeter ass kicking contest that made the National News at our very own Malabar Road Wally World. Seems that customer 23 year old Palm Bayer Skyler Lowery set off the the alarm on his way out and the greeter followed him out side. You know that beeper alarm has pissed me off a few times but I did not think I could take the greeter in a all out fight. Anyway the greeter followed Skyler out the door. Skyler Lowery was not stealing anything he had a receipt but the greeter was relentless and Mr. Lowery came back in the store took the greeter's clip board and the fight was on. You can watch the video your self at FL Today's website the old man held his own pretty good for being 69 years old and taking on a 23 year old. Mr Lowery was also taken to the crowbar hotel and released on $5000. bond. He claims self defense. Watch the video and you make the call. Lowery would not comment directly on the case, but indicated there was more to incident than portrayed on the videotape released by authorities. He also said the store's greeter followed him out of the store and into the parking lot -- despite being shown the requested receipt -- and used derogatory language to call out to him. Lowery would not say what the words were. But I bet you somebody is gonna claim the "N"word was used. Maybe it was just a passing car blaring common rap lyrics. I guess we will have to wait for the trial.
We also had the "Desperate" Robber Pierce Elwood Collins, 49, of Palm Bay, could face jail time after Palm Bay Police said he confessed to carrying out two armed robberies over the weekend. Collins lost his job three months ago. He moved in with his mother on Saturn Street in southwest Palm Bay. On Sunday, Collins walked into an Exxon convenience store on U.S. 1 to buy a pack of gum. When he returned to his car, he found a knife and went back into the store and demanded cash the clerk initially rebuffed the armed robber, but the robber allegedly threatened to kill the clerk if he did not get the cash. Police said the suspect, whom they identified as Collins, was given a handful of cash before leaving in a gold car.Sorry about your hard times Dude especially with all of this hope and change going on but you cant rob stores.
About four hours later on Monday at the CVS Pharmacy at 1599 Babcock Street, police said Collins approached another clerk and pulled a knife demanding cash.

We had a Meth lab bust big news there. Palm Bay police discovered a methamphetamine lab at 111 Maywood Ave. near Malabar Road after they served a search warrant at the address. A lot of Police, guys wearing hazmat suits carrying out little cans of chemicals. This incident happened close to home and there were a lot of police there. Good thing nothing was going on at Poolies.
We also had some more little juvenile punks get busted for breaking into houses and cars. A burglary suspect who vowed to Palm Bay police that he would be back on the streets before Christmas has been ordered by a judge to remain in custody for the holidays.Patrol officers arrested the teen with five other juveniles during two unrelated burglaries Monday And as is so typical with these little bastards is a couple had numerous arrests on their record and bragged that they would be home for Christmas. Who and why do they keep letting these little pricks out of jail I say lock them up and make mommy and daddy pay some $$$$ maybe then they will take responsibility for their little juvenile delinquents. Or I say charge them as adults.
Then we have the dip shit child porn guy at the Palm Bay Road Walmart that is actually located in West Melbourne. This piece of human debris goes to nthe photo center prints some "family " photos and leaves before his pictures print out. The Walmart worker finds pictures of a ten year old girl preforming sex acts. Thank God they busted this creep Brian Neil Rozema, 36 from Palm Bay.
Finally the Palm Bay police got to use
the para glider this week. Some suspicious brush fires flared up in the beautiful SW area and the police got airborne. What a sight, breathtaking, Palm Bay PD airborne we dont need no stinking helicopter. Our Police air unit is the envy of the entire country.

I hope every one has a Safe and Happy Time ringing in the New Year and may you be blessed with a prosperous 2010. Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to all.

Melbournes Own Bill Nelson Bringing You Hope And Change

In case you have not been paying attention The United States Senate is poised to pass their Health Care Bill which President Barrack Obama will sign. The president will sign any health care reform bill put in front of him and it does not matter what is in it. In fact no one really knows what is in it. The whole deal has been a secret deal done behind closed doors. So much for all of the transparency bull shit that was promised to the American people. This is how the Failed stimulus package was also passed, rammed right down our throats with out anyone being able to read it. Same goes for the Cap and trade bill and the bank bail out bill.


Marching lock step with Harry Reid and Nacy Pelosi is our Senator Bill Nelson. He is a good little democrat and does what he is told. Despite real unemployment numbers running near 17% Senator Nelson could not care less. Pelosi and Reid do not support the Space Program and NASA is going to lose and lose jobs big time. Good paying jobs right here on the Space Coast. It does not matter what the people who are represented by Senator Nelson want, his mind is already made up. He is for any kind of Health care bill that comes out of the Senate . To hell with the people. Even NASA gets the snub from Nelson despite the fact he took a ride on the space shuttle and tells how committed he is to it. You can see where Senator Nelson's real alliance is and that is to this new regime of socialism pouring out of Washington DC. His leftwing leaders want the NASA money for social programs, more hoax and change. More money for the inner cities etc. Bill Nelson is prepared to do as told. He is far from being any kind of leader and is an embarrassment to the State of Florida. So much for "Nelson's Neighbors" remember those days early in his career.
It seems Senator Nelson is not smart enough to broker some kind of deal for his vote to help NASA like Senator Mary Landrieu of Louisiana who was bought off for what she said was $300 million dollars and Senator Ben Nelson of Nebraska who also was bought off. All to vote yes on the health care reform bill any health care bill. No not our Senator Bill Nelson.
Senator Nelson is nothing more then a political hack, Government is all he knows, he never has held a real job in the real world yet he makes millions from his "investments".. Do you think we have insurance problems in the state of Florida? Blame Bill Nelson. Alot of the home owners insurance mess can be blamed on Bill Nelson the then insurance Commissioner for the State of Florida.It happened under his watch.
Yes Senator Nelson needs to be thrown out of office, right on his ass. He does not represent the interests of the majority of voters in his district. Bill Nelson has become nothing more then a little Bitch for the Democrat Majority Leader Harry Reid.
Harry can always depend on Bill to follow his orders. Harry says jump and Bill jumps. Harry Reid says shit and Bill asks what color. Bill Nelson is pathetic and is no longer worthy of representing the people of Florida he is an embarrassment and a disgrace.

And don't worry about Bill when he is finally out of office. He's got his Million$ in the bank. He got his son a great job, and he will be able to score a huge salary with a Washington DC lobbying firm not to mentioned that sweet pension deal from the government. Your going to get taxed more for a socialized medical plan that will not be anything you were promised. In fact as it reads now you will pay taxes on that health care plan for 3-4 years before it even starts. Would you buy a car and pay for three years before you could drive it. Would you buy a house and pay for three years before you could move in to it? Hope you like your hope and change brought to you by people like Senator Bill Nelson FL.